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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

Song info

"The Buffoon And The Valedictorian" (2006) on the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You!(1993).

"The Buffoon And The Valedictorian" Videos

Adam sandler: The buffoon and the valedictorian (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the valedictorian (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the dean of admission (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the dean of admission (FUNNY)
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
Adam sandler: Teenage love on phone (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Teenage love on phone (FUNNY)
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
Buffoon meets Judge - Adam Sandler
Buffoon meets Judge - Adam Sandler
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
Adam sandler: Fatty McGhee (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Fatty McGhee (FUNNY)
At a Medium Pace - Adam Sandler
At a Medium Pace - Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler- Toll Booth Willie
Adam Sandler- Toll Booth Willie
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
adam sandler theyre all gonna laugh at you
adam sandler theyre all gonna laugh at you
the buffoon and the valedictorian
the buffoon and the valedictorian
Adam sandler: Toll booth willie (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Toll booth willie (FUNNY)
They're all gonna laugh at you
They're all gonna laugh at you
Teenage Love on the Phone
Teenage Love on the Phone
Adam Sandler: Im so wasted.
Adam Sandler: Im so wasted.
adam sandler - they're all gonna laugh at you!
adam sandler - they're all gonna laugh at you!
Adam Sandler-The Buffoon Plays Mw3
Adam Sandler-The Buffoon Plays Mw3

Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn't she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]


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