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The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

Song info

"The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions" (2006) on the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You!(1993).

"The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions" Videos

Adam sandler: The buffoon and the dean of admission (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the dean of admission (FUNNY)
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the valedictorian (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: The buffoon and the valedictorian (FUNNY)
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
The Goat
The Goat
Adam sandler: Teenage love on phone (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Teenage love on phone (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Assastant pricipal (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Assastant pricipal (FUNNY)
Adam Sandler - The Goat
Adam Sandler - The Goat
adam sandler theyre all gonna laugh at you
adam sandler theyre all gonna laugh at you
"The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions" Our music vid
"The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions" Our music vid
Adam Sandler - The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics
Adam Sandler - The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics
Adam sandler: I'm so wasted (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: I'm so wasted (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Toll booth willie (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Toll booth willie (FUNNY)
Buffoon and Dean
Buffoon and Dean
Adam Sandler, Goat and SKITS
Adam Sandler, Goat and SKITS
Adam Sandler Funny Songs
Adam Sandler Funny Songs
"The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions zachs remix
"The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions zachs remix
Adam sandler: Longest pee (FUNNY)
Adam sandler: Longest pee (FUNNY)

Lyrics

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all fucked up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
head way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."


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