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Tayler Swift -

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"Tayler Swift -" (2013)

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Lyrics

Taylor: Once upon a time,
Before i was insane,
I dated this Disney guy,
Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me.

Joe: You're just way too creepy,
Plus I've found someone else his name's Mickey
(Mickey: Oh Ho!)
Taylor: So i wrote a song,
About his stupid ass.
Then found this guy named john,
But that was over fast.
If you don''t marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!

John: You're totally crazy!
Taylor: No!
John: Yes!
Taylor: No!
John: Yes!
Taylor: Maybe! *HAHAHAHA!*

He hit me with his guitar,
And he said that,
John: We are through!
Taylor: Just you wait until I, write a song about you!

Then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick.
And was obsessed right away.
Jake: You've sent me one thousand messages.
(Taylor: AHAHHA!)
And that's just from today!

Taylor: Oh, that's because i'm having your baby.
Jake: What? But you don't even put out.
Taylor: Stop questioning me Jakey,
Or i'll punch you six feet under ground!

Jake: Whoa!
Whoa!
Psycho!
Psycho!
Psycho!
Taylor: Fine, go!
Its good material!

Next came Kennedy
I think he was 15.
I bought the house next door,
To watch you constantly.
And also to make sure, you never ever cheat!
Kennedy: OMG we are done you are scary!

Taylor: Harry was my last,
That One Direction freak!
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
Harry: Someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
Taylor: You're just like all the rest, what did i do to you?

So i used my stalker app,
To track down all of the pricks!
The next song, i write,
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Hey!
Jake: Holy crap that nut job just bursted in!
( Taylor's Ex's AAH!)
Taylor: What the hell is this?
All of taylor's Ex's: A support group for all the men,
You wrote songs about you bitch!

Taylor: What?
I have not written about Harry yet!
Harry: I am just planning ahead.
:John: Why are you even here anyway?
Taylor:To finish you all off with my pen

All of Taylor's Ex's: No!
No!
Devil!
Devil!
Devil!
:Taylor: OW!
OW!
Its true I'm the Devil!

Doctor: Okay that enough,
You were right she's nuts.
You are coming with us.
Taylor:Wait what?
Get off of me,
I'm not crazy!

All of Taylor's Ex's: It worked!
This was all a plan we knew you would come

So we hired this doctor.

Doctor: You're going to an insane asylum,
based on the behavior i observed.
Taylor:Ahh!
Ahh!
Let me go you Assholes!

Doctor's Helpers: No.
No.
Doctor:Welcome to your new home.
(Mickey: Ahh Ah! So you're Crazy too huh?
Taylor: AHHHHHH!)