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Taking My Ball

Song info

"Taking My Ball" (2009) on the album Relapse Refill(2009).
It was written by Lawrence Jr., Trevor / Mathers, Marshall B Iii / Batson, Mark / Parker, Dawaun / Young, Andre.
Published by Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc..

"Taking My Ball" Videos

Eminem - Taking My Ball lyrics [HD]
Eminem - Taking My Ball lyrics [HD]
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Taking My Ball (Explicit)
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Eminem - Taking my Ball [Music Video]
Eminem - Taking My Ball
Eminem - Taking My Ball
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Taking My Ball - Eminem
Eminem - Taking My Ball Instrumental
Eminem - Taking My Ball Instrumental
Eminem  - Taking my Ball [Legendado]
Eminem - Taking my Ball [Legendado]
Eminem - Taking My Ball (HQ) {lyrics}
Eminem - Taking My Ball (HQ) {lyrics}
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Eminem - My Ballz ft. D12 [Lyrics]
Eminem - Taking My Ball [CDQ] [NODJ] [NEW 2009]
Eminem - Taking My Ball [CDQ] [NODJ] [NEW 2009]
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Eminem Detox - Taking My Ball
Eminem Taking My Ball Lyrics
Eminem Taking My Ball Lyrics
Eminem - Taking My Ball (Original 2009 Shade 45 Premiere)
Eminem - Taking My Ball (Original 2009 Shade 45 Premiere)
Eminem - Taking My Ball (CDQ)
Eminem - Taking My Ball (CDQ)
Eminem - Taking my Ball (Full Version)
Eminem - Taking my Ball (Full Version)
Taking My Ball - Eminem Subtitulada en español
Taking My Ball - Eminem Subtitulada en español
Taking My Ball - Eminem Instrumental Remix - Hyperaptive Underground UK Rap
Taking My Ball - Eminem Instrumental Remix - Hyperaptive Underground UK Rap
Eminem Taking My Ball Clean
Eminem Taking My Ball Clean
Eminem Taking My Ball (Speed Up)
Eminem Taking My Ball (Speed Up)

Lyrics

It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home, home

I'm that guy, man, shove a dime up in my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now let's cuddle

Blood curdling, you're gurgling in on your blood waddle
I do for my next trick, I'm feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole

Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador
Of the Valentine Day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her

In my Spider Man mask, man, just imagine
The fun I can have with a strap on
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon

Are those pistachios? Damn I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio, man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Goddamn man, are you that much of an asshole

It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home, home

I'm like Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make this shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie

They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver
The hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gluteus

Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weeny smothered in peanut butter pudding on the tube of your
Eye shadow and that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it, mother

I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a pleasin' art
Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home, home

Shady, what are ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, can't hide a clue in the back
Boom and assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon

Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon
You shouldn't ask, what is he doin' with that broom?
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh

But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and
Make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?

'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti, dike? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name

It feels so wrong 'cause it feel so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm taking my ball and going home, home

Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then, bitch
Guys, you're always mean to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gon' make me, make me sad
Bad, I'm gonna cry, I'm crying
I'm gonna tell my mom
Mom


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