Northern Birds

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"Northern Birds" (2006)

"Northern Birds" Videos

Emergency Musical Interlude by Suman Biswas
Emergency Musical Interlude by Suman Biswas
Amateur Transplants
Amateur Transplants
Audiosurf - Amateur Practice - The Menstual Rag
Audiosurf - Amateur Practice - The Menstual Rag
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Northern birds
Northern birds
King Of The Dead
King Of The Dead
amature trannsplant
amature trannsplant
Amateur Transplants: Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Amateur Transplants: Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
amateur transplants
amateur transplants


This is a national service announcement for all men
If you go to Bolton
If you go to Manchester
Or crewe
Newcastle, or Scarborough
York, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley too
or Grimsby
Listen up to what we have to say

Northern birds are lazy ugly whores who smell of burgers
So dont have too much to drink
or you might fuck one
and end up getting aids

Theres nothing fun
To be found off the M1
Northern birds are lower class
Slags who take it up the arse

They're in the sack
after one cider and black
but they're fucking awful rides
and your dick won't touch the sides


Northern Birds


If you really have to
Go up north then follow our advice
Fight away the women
Or you'll find yourself with Pubic lice
And herpes
Your much better staying in the South
Northern Birds
are desperate ugly hippos dressed in Burberry
With a peanut for a brain
And an accent that makes you want to die

Now you've been warned
Theyre all physically deformed
Northern birds
are all obese
and theyre riddled with disease

Try to escape
Northern sex is worse than rape
Stay down south and mark my words
Stear well clear of northern birds

Northern birds

Northern birds

1 BlackPink

Sour Candy flac

BlackPink. 2020. Writer: Teddy Park;Lady Gaga;Madison Love;BloodPop®;BURNS;Rami.
2 Ellie Goulding

Slow Grenade flac

Ellie Goulding. 2020. Writer: Lauv;Leland;Joe Kearns;OZGO;Ellie Goulding.
3 Jason Derulo

Savage Love (Laxed - Siren Beat) flac

Jason Derulo. 2020.

If This Is The Last Time flac

LANY. 2020. Writer: Paul Klein;Jake Goss;Les Priest;Sasha Sloan;Dan Smyers;Jordan Reynolds.
5 Emilee

Ily (I Love You Baby) flac

Emilee. 2020. Writer: Bob Gaudio;Bob Crewe.
6 Selena Gomez

Past Life flac

Selena Gomez. 2020. Writer: Sean Perry;Mick Coogan;Jay Stolar;Caroline Pennell;FINNEAS;Selena Gomez;Trevor Daniel.
7 Hwasa

Intro : Nobody Else flac

Hwasa. 2020.
8 Serena

Safari flac

Serena. 2019. Writer: Serena;Karo;Radu Baisan;MRM.
9 A R I Z O N A

I Can Feel Alive flac

A R I Z O N A. 2020. Writer: Twice As Nice;R3hab.
10 Charlie Puth

Girlfriend flac

Charlie Puth. 2020. Writer: Jacob Kasher;Charlie Puth.
11 The Veronicas

Biting My Tongue flac

The Veronicas. 2020. Writer: Lisa Origliasso;Jessica Origliasso;David Musumeci;Anthony Egizii.
12 Amee

dreAMEE (Intro) flac

Amee. 2020. Writer: Hứa Kim Tuyền.
13 Melanie Martinez

Fire Drill flac

Melanie Martinez. 2020. Writer: Melanie Martinez;Keenan.
14 Lauv

Dishes flac

Lauv. 2020. Writer: DallasK;Lauv.
15 Tones And I

Ur So Fucking Cool flac

Tones And I. 2020. Writer: Tones And I.
16 Lauv

Love Somebody flac

Lauv. 2020. Writer: DallasK;Amy Allen;Lauv.
17 Julie Bergan

Don't You Wanna Play flac

Julie Bergan. 2020. Writer: Simen Eriksrud;Espen Berg;Kid Joki;Julie Bergan;Alexander Pavelich;Halvor Folstad;Dag Holtan-Hartwig.
18 Jonas Blue

Naked flac

Jonas Blue. 2020. Writer: RØMANS;Jonas Blue;Ed Drewett.
19 Dylan Matthew

Love Is Gone flac

Dylan Matthew. 2019.