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Merchandisers

Song info

"Merchandisers" (2009) on the album Chess in Concert (2 CD)(2009).

"Merchandisers" Videos

Satellite - Josh Groban
Satellite - Josh Groban
The Merchandisers
The Merchandisers
Josh Groban: Greatest Hits Cover  - Josh Groban Best Songs playlist NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Josh Groban: Greatest Hits Cover - Josh Groban Best Songs playlist NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 7. Where I Want to Be
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 7. Where I Want to Be
Chess/Checkers Musical
Chess/Checkers Musical
Chess In Concert: The Merchandisers 11
Chess In Concert: The Merchandisers 11
Josh Groban Greatest Hits - Josh Groban Best Songs [Live Collection 2017] NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Josh Groban Greatest Hits - Josh Groban Best Songs [Live Collection 2017] NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 11. The Merchandisers
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 11. The Merchandisers
Be Our Guest: Shop with Confidence at Target this Holiday
Be Our Guest: Shop with Confidence at Target this Holiday
The Merchandisers
The Merchandisers
Ed Sheeran Greatest Hits Cover 2017 - Ed Sheeran Best Cover Songs NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Ed Sheeran Greatest Hits Cover 2017 - Ed Sheeran Best Cover Songs NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Chess in Concert: Act 2, 33. Someone Else's Story
Chess in Concert: Act 2, 33. Someone Else's Story
Commie Newspapers
Commie Newspapers
Chess- Chess Hymn (Broadway)
Chess- Chess Hymn (Broadway)
Deniece Williams & Johnny Mathis Medley London [Live 1981]
Deniece Williams & Johnny Mathis Medley London [Live 1981]
Lindsey Stirling Merch Fashion Shoot
Lindsey Stirling Merch Fashion Shoot
CHESS - Behind the scenes
CHESS - Behind the scenes
Shakira Greatest Hits Cover 2017 - Shakira Best Songs playlist NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Shakira Greatest Hits Cover 2017 - Shakira Best Songs playlist NEW MERCHANDISING: https://teespring.com/stores/t10mo
Life As A Merch Man Part 2
Life As A Merch Man Part 2
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 13. Chess Game #1
Chess in Concert: Act 1, 13. Chess Game #1

Lyrics

Whether you are pro or anti
Or could not care less
We are here to tell you
We are here to sell you chess
Not a chance of you escaping from our wiles
We've locked the doors, we've blocked the aisles
We've a franchise worth exploiting
And we will - yes we will!
When it comes to merchandising
We could kill

When you get up -
When you get up in the morning
Till you crash at night
You will have to live your life
With bishop, rook and knight
Clean your teeth with chequered toothpaste
Wear our vests
Our kings and queens on bouncing breasts
You could even buy a set
And learn to play
We don't mind we'll sell you something
Anyway

We've done all our market research
And our findings show
That this game of chess could be around
A month or so
Maybe it's a bit confusing
For a game
But Rubik's Cubes were much the same
In the end the whole world bought one
All were gone
By which time we merchandisers
Had moved on

By which time we had moved on!