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Dirty Nursery Rhymes

Song info

"Dirty Nursery Rhymes" (1996) on the albums As Nasty As They Wanna Be(1996), Goes To The Movies: A Decade Of Hits(1997).
It was written by GILMORE, ROBERT / DAGOSTINO, RALPH.
Published by Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.

"Dirty Nursery Rhymes" Videos

The 2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
The 2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 LIVE CREW - DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES
2 LIVE CREW - DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES
2 LIVE CREW - Dirty Nursery Rhymes *EXPLICIT*
2 LIVE CREW - Dirty Nursery Rhymes *EXPLICIT*
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew - Do Wah Diddy
2 Live Crew - Do Wah Diddy
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (Lyrics)
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (Lyrics)
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew - We Want Some P***y
2 Live Crew - We Want Some P***y
The F--k Shop
The F--k Shop
2 Live Crew - Banned In The U.S.A.
2 Live Crew - Banned In The U.S.A.
Andrew Dice Clay - The Evolution Of Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Andrew Dice Clay - The Evolution Of Dirty Nursery Rhymes
The 2 live crew - As nasty as they wanna be (full album uncensored)
The 2 live crew - As nasty as they wanna be (full album uncensored)
2 LIVE CREW - dick almighty (unedited)
2 LIVE CREW - dick almighty (unedited)
The 2 live crew As nasty as they wanna be ( album uncensored)
The 2 live crew As nasty as they wanna be ( album uncensored)
2 live crew - Sally (That Girl)
2 live crew - Sally (That Girl)
2 live crew dirty nursery rhymes
2 live crew dirty nursery rhymes
one and one   2 live crew original version)
one and one 2 live crew original version)
2 Live Crew Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2 Live Crew Dirty Nursery Rhymes
2  Live Crew   Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics
2 Live Crew Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics

Lyrics

You ain't got no shit for me, fool

My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys, and even sucked our dick

Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the ass 'cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge

Papa bear said, "Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bad ass dick"
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"

There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found

Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider looked up inside her
And said, "That pussy's wide"

Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said, "Hell, of a nigga am I"

Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall
'Cause a hoe on the Ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again

Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and gettin' near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake

Bitch, get that weave out
You dirty bitch, get that weave out
Mix say, bitch, get that weave out

Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it


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